Friday, October 26

Randommmm...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hickory Dickory Dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down
Hickory Dickory Dock."

"Now wait a minute! How boring is that!"

"Yeah, so?"

"How about this?

Hitcory Ditcory Dockt
The mouse ran up the clockt
The clockt struck one
The mouse ran down
Hitcory Ditcory Dockt"

"What on earth????? That isn't much different."

"So? It's funnier."

"Hitcory Ditcory Dockt. huh, that's funny."

"What?"

"That sounds like the ship Hitcory Ditcory docked!"

"Hmmm... we could make a story humorous poem about that!"

"Yeah. And the ship need to sink."

"Whaaaat? Why?"

"I don't know. Just 'cause. Here, try this:

Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down
And the Hitcory Ditcory docked."

"I like that! But it needs changed. Here, why don't we try this?

There was a ship called Hitcory Ditcory
A mighty ship of old.
And pirates chased her all over the sea,
For she was laden with gold."

"Pirates? Gold? Why? Really?"

"Oh stop it. You haven't heard the rest of it.

Now in the captain's cabin, you see
There dwelt a gallant pair.
A grandfather clock called Hickory.."

"That the captain's grandfather got at the Oceanic fair! =D"

"Wait a minute! I wasn't going to say that!"

"Hee hee =D"

"Hmph! You obviously have no appreciation for my talent, and I'm not going to tell you the rest!"

This was based on a real life conversation I heard.

Sorry to bother you with this completely random thought. I do know the rest of the poem that the blue person did not reveal. If you want to hear the end of this conversation, tell me.

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